Darwin Award nominees (Malaysia)

The Star: Fisherman dies, four others warded after eating puffer fish
>>DUNGUN: A fisherman died in mid-sea after having puffer fish for lunch on Saturday while four others have been warded for food poisoning at the hospital here.<<


Never mind that puffer fish are the second most poisonous vertebrate in the world, and it takes years to become a licenced Fugu chef!

The Darwin Award, in case you don't know, is given to people who "do a service to humanity by removing themselves from the gene pool."

Maybe he's a phantom voter

Sometimes, the jokes just write themselves.

The Star: Body found in bus ferrying Umno supporters

"Perhaps he was just dying to vote."

"They'll just sign up anybody these days."

etc.